The One-Liner Challenge

Okay. I saw this a few weeks ago on Chelle’s Book Ramblings, and I thought it was pretty cool. Then I get to the end of the post and she dared me to give it a try. Can you believe it? ME! I couldn’t, so I commented and asked if she meant me, to which she responded, “Yes!! I Dare YOU!!!” So, I’m doing it! You hear that, Michelle?! Challenge accepted!

RULES
Accept and thank your challenger(s) by linking back to their post.
Make a post of one-sentence summaries and/or roasts of at least five books.
No spoilers!
Link back to The Awkward Book Blogger so she can see your post.
Challenge as many or as little people as you want!
Have fun!

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief

When you’re a demi-god, being twelve means you can beat everyone… somehow.

Robopocalypse

It’s World War Z, with robots instead of zombies.

Hex

You’ll want to finish this book fast… so you can sleep at night.

I Am Number Four

I am Number Four

We can only be killed in order, and I wish the title was, ‘I am Number One Billion and Four!’

The Hunger Games

In the distant future, the most feared weapon in the world is a bow. And an arrow.

Illuminae

Illuminae

The computer is the bad guy… or the good guy… or… There’s a computer in it.

A Game of Thrones

The land of Westeros is full of incredible and interesting people; don’t get attached to any of them…

I’m not going to officially tag anyone, but I’d really like to see Shanah, Sophie, Samantha, Kiersten, and Ally take a crack at this! No obligation. No pressure. However, like Michelle did to me… I DARE YOU!

Impromptu tags:

Chizurue

Fun fact about this post: I really thought I’d be better at this…