Motivational Monday – The Size of Your Audience

the size of your audience doesn't matter. Keep up the good work.

I can’t remember where I found this one, but I love it. I’m always looking for motivation quotes that speak to me as a writer. The best quotes seem to be ones that can apply to a wide range of people or situations.

This one isn’t universal, but it can’t apply to just about any artist whether it’s an author trying to create a readership or a performance artist trying to get people to watch his weird one-man-show where he rubs cool whip on himself and jumps onto a bed made of pies. Don’t judge. Art is whatever comes out of your art hole.

What’s your favorite motivational quote? Share it with the world in the comments below.

Fall of the Risen – Week 7 – Clark

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Jack and I found our truck sitting in Dawn’s garage looking flawless. It was even freshly washed, though I could have done it and forgotten. We also found the doors locked.

Dawn appeared, rattling the keys in one hand, and pointing at me with the other. She stepped closer until her finder was an inch from my nose.

“Not a scratch. Not a dent. Not a drop of blood,” she said.

“Yeah, yeah. Got it.”

“Promise.”

“I promise. I promise.”

She handed me the keys and then a folded up piece of paper.

“My list. You still owe me preferential on this run.”

“Kelly has preferential on this one,” Jack said.

I turned to Jack and shook my head, hoping he’d take the cue to stop talking until we were gone.

Once we were in the truck with the engine running, Dawn walked up beside the driver’s side door.

“Last night…” She seemed to be searching for words that weren’t coming.

“It was fun. Right?”

She smiled and nodded. “It was. Get on out of here.”

I returned her smile and pulled out of the garage.

It wasn’t until we were through both gates before Jack asked about Dawn’s preferential.

“I had to give it to her to fix the truck. She practically demanded it.”

“What about Kelly’s list?”

“We’ll get both lists.”

“Are you sweet on her?”

“Kelly? She’s okay, I guess.”

“Don’t try to confuse me. I’m smarter than you. You’re sweet on Dawn.”

“Nah. She’s a little rough around the edges, right? Bossy. Always yelling at me.”

“That’s how some people show affection. She’s ten times harder on you than anyone else. You don’t think that means something?”

Ten times? Did that mean anything? And if it did, how could it mean something good? Never been good with this stuff.

“How’s the search for materials going?” I asked. “Still think you can have it done for Friday?”

“I’ve got everything within the walls that they’ll let me have, but it’s not enough.”

“No big deal. We just keep an eye out for stuff we can use.”

“Yeah, right. We already have two preferential lists to deal with on top of the regular stuff. Now you think we’re also going to get a load of plywood in the back of the truck?”

As I pulled into the Megastore’s parking lot, passing rows and rows of parking, still half occupied by vehicles. Was the store a dumping ground? Or were there that many people shopping when they died?

A few stray zombies roamed the parking lot between us and the front door. I rolled my window down and stuck my arm out, machete in hand. I got close to first zombie and took a swing as we drove by.

“Damn!”

Complete miss.

“Just run them down,” Jack said. “Isn’t that your thing now?”

“You know why. And running them down is not my thing.” I took another swing, lopping the top of a zombie’s skull off. “Killing them in any way is my thing.”

The next closest zombie fell before I got close to it. I rolled my tire over its head and felt the skull give way.

The rest of the dead in the parking lot were too away from the store.

“I’ll get the rest of you later,” I vowed putting the truck into park right in front of the Megastore entrance.

“There’s probably going to be a lot in there. Too many to kill for just the two of us.”

“Thought about that before we left, and I’ve got an idea.”

I pulled a long plank from the back of the truck and crept to the front doors. Figures shuffled among the aisles. It didn’t look much different from the way it did before the world ended.

I set my eyes on an aisle that was clear of zombies. “Follow me.”

I scurried through the doors heading straight for my target, plank in one hand, machete in the other. We reached the aisle quickly and quietly and I threw my plank down, one end on the floor, the other on the top shelf. Then bounded up the plank and stood on top of the shelf and motioned for Jack to follow.

He was up just as fast and I pulled the plank up on top of the shelves with us. By then we had attracted a little attention. A group of dead was forming around us. Moaning and reaching up toward us.

It wasn’t even noon, but inside the store it was as dark as night, we were surrounded, and essentially trapped. It probably would have seemed pretty bad to anyone who didn’t know what I had planned.

“This seems pretty bad,” Jack said. “What now?”

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The Doctors of the NuWho

all doctor whos A-Z Challenge Badge DIf you’ve ever watched more than a few episodes of Doctor Who, you know that the character isn’t even called Doctor Who. He’s just The Doctor. And if you become a Whovian you’ll find yourself yelling at people that call him Doctor Who.

“It’s just The Doctor, damn it!”

The Doctor is from an alien race called the Time Lords, and he’s the last of his kind. Or is he?

He travels through time and space as the last Time Lord with the last existing TARDIS—his spaceship which I’ll get into in another post.

Beyond being an alien with a magic box and a sonic screwdriver that comes in pretty handy, he doesn’t actually have any powers. He’s brilliant, but so was Columbo. He’s really not that different from humans, except for regeneration.

Any time the Doctor suffers an injury that would end a lowly human life, he regenerates. This is a natural defence built into all Time Lords.

The side-effects to the regeneration are severe. His appearance changes completely—at which time a new actor takes the role. This is why when most Whovians meet, the first question they ask each other is, “Who’s your favourite Doctor?”

With the change of appearance comes an almost complete change in personality. Most of the time it really does seem like one Doctor dies and another comes to take his place. The only aspect that seems to cross over is memory, and even that can be sketchy.

I’m only going to touch on “NuWho” Doctors, which only covers four of the twelve, but I don’t want this post to turn into a novella.

9th Doctor Christopher EcclestonThe 9th Doctor (Christopher Ecclestone) had trouble taking anything seriously. He could deliver the worst possible news with a smile on his face. The death of others was the only thing that upset him, and he did whatever he could to avoid it, even for his enemies.

10th doctor David TennantOne of the fan favourites, David Tennant, took over the role as the 10th Doctor. He was much more serious. Vengeful even. He gave his enemies a chance—one chance—then he was coming down on them hard. He also liked to answer questions by starting with, “Well…”

11th Doctor Matt SmithThree seasons later, we got Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor. This is my Doctor. Fun loving. Peaceful to a fault. Goofy. He’s what the nutty professor would have been if he stopped screwing everything up; or the Joker if the evil was removed. Every Doctor who had less of a conscience (or none at all) off-loaded it with number 11.

But he also had the child-like smile that was infectious to those around him and those watching him on TV.

12th Doctor Peter CapaldiCurrently, we have Peter Capaldi with his representation of the 12th Doctor. I didn’t like him at all at first. He’s cranky. Cold. At times he seems as much a villain as he is a hero. Not to mention the fact that he ditched the screwdriver for sonic sunglasses. What in the TARDIS is that all about?

He grew on me (the sunglasses have not.) He’s still not my favourite, and I doubt he ever will be, but I now appreciate his take on the character.

Still, I may not be upset when the next regeneration comes along.

Cybermen

Cybermen-series-6A-Z Challenge Badge COriginally appearing in 1966, Cybermen are one of the longest-standing and one of the most fearsome of the Doctor’s enemies.

Their origin has been told and retold a few times, but consistencies say that they were once completely organic. As their race advances technologically, they started replacing failing parts of their body with cybernetics. Rinse and repeat for a century or two and you get Cybermen.

tin man from the wizard of ozThey look like a bit like a grumpy version of the tin man from The Wizard of Oz. They have the appearance of a robot, but these babies don’t run on diesel. They run on human bodies, which has got to be more environmentally friendly.

If you found yourself running away from a Cyberman that was trying to make you its next victim/meal, at one point during the chase it would pop its head open and eject the skull of the previous victim. Cause the walking death robot isn’t intimidating enough on its own.

animation-cyberhead-comboEven if you refused to go down without a fight, Cyberman are damn near impossible to kill or even stop. If a Cyberman’s body comes apart, each part can move independently. Even the head. The head grows tentacle like legs so it can still move around and freak everyone out. Instant party kill.

Let’s say you get somewhere relatively safe, like a Fallout grade vault. Hermetically sealed. Underground. Massive amounts of thick lead between you and them. Good job on making it that far. Now you’re going to have to deal with Cybermats.

cybermites-1Small pets/weapons, which look like metallic tadpoles, that can make their way through any kind of pipe, ventilation shaft, etc. They could find a way to open the doors for the Cybermen, or they might just attack you themselves.

Then there are also Cybermites. Similar to cybermats but smaller, and can attack or start turning a human into a brand new Cyberman. I guess those little guys have more hidden parts than Tony Stark’s watch!

The good news is they’re slow. You can outrun them with a swift walk. The bad news is, if they’re after you they’re going to be around every corner, like zombies.

Wait…slow, strength in numbers, after your brain. Cyberman are space zombies! Smart space zombies! I think I might have a script to write…

Amy Pond’s Best Episodes

A-Z Challenge Badge AStep out of my dreams and into my TARDIS!

I should note that the posts I’ll be making over the month of April may be spoilerific depending where you are in the show. If you’ve seen all of series seven, you should be fine. I won’t be spoiling anything from season eight or nine.

With that out of the way, I can’t think of a better way to start this little Doctor Who/blog challenge than with one of the best characters to ever come out of the show.

Amy Pond was a companion to the 11th Doctor (Matt Smith) through series five and six, but only part of seven. Stupid weeping angels.

Amy Pond posing near the tardisThe general consensus among Whovians is that Amy Pond is the sexiest companion that there’s ever been. But that was only a small part of what made her such a pleasure to watch.

Amy Pond was someone that we all wanted to have as a companion. Literally. Like a friend. She’s funny, and goofy. Just as likely to be the butt of someone else’s joke as she is to hit someone with a witty zinger. She’s balanced.

I could go on for far too long. Instead I’ll give some proof in my personal five favorite Amy Pond episodes:

Screenshot from Doctor Who Episode The Eleventh Hour The Eleventh Hour
The very first Amy Pond episode. Amy is only a girl when she meets the Doctor and her childlike wonder at the madman in a box is adorable. The next time we see her, she’s grown up and she’s strong and sassy. It’s the first, but not that last time, we see her stop the Doctor mid-sentence because she’s not willing to put up with his crap at that moment.

Screenshot from Doctor Who episode The Girl Who WaitedThe Girl Who Waited
This fantastic episode shows many different levels of Amy. Without going into too much detail, we get to see an older, self-sufficient, loner version of Amy face off against an Amy who is young, hopeful, and kind of confused. We get to see Amy be both the damsel in distress and the knight in shining armor. We get to see one Amy sacrifice herself for the sake of the other in a speech that evokes so much emotion it could make a Cyberman cry. (Okay, probably not.)

Screenshot from Doctor Who Episode The Pandora OpensThe Pandorica Opens/The Big Bang
Okay. I’m cheating a little on this one. It’s two episodes, but they tell one story. Amy dies (almost), gets put into suspended animation for almost 2,000 years, meets her younger self, helps remake the entire universe, gets married, and then brings the Doctor back from non-existence.

Image for Doctor Who episode Asylum of the DaleksAsylum of the Daleks
At the end of the sixth series, Amy and Rory are happily married. This episode starts the seventh series, at which time we find out Amy and Rory are just about to get divorced. Not cool. The story that unfolds gives us some very emotional moments of professed love, near deaths, and a passing of the torch (though we won’t realize that for a few more episodes.)

Screenshot from Doctor Who episode The Angels Take ManhattanThe Angels Take Manhattan
This is a tough one. It’s the one I love, and the one I hate. She’s so strong in this episode, she makes everyone else seem like bawling infants, which is probably how most of the audience was left by the end. Her sheer willpower moves the episode along, thwarting death at its every chance until she meets it on her terms. The episode hints at her death so much that you can’t help wincing at every close call, fearing it will be her last. Then a cruel joke is played when her death turns into a rebirth that saved everyone, including herself. Everyone celebrates…for a moment. The moment is pulled out from under us and she’s gone again, this time for good. Stupid angels.

Amy Pond is a wonderful character that doesn’t come along very often in any show. As a Whovian, I can only hope the future will bring us another. But if there isn’t, there’s always Netflix.

F is for FA, a long long way to run

I’m not an expert on the sport/hobby of running. And what I’ve learned over years of off and on running is that no one is an expert. When it comes to running, particularly correct form, no one knows what they hell they’re talking about.

Sure, that sounds cynical, but I don’t mean it that way.

There’s an entire spectrum of opinions out there, all based on running, and all of them are right, but they’re also wrong. Confused? Me too.

An expert in his field, respected by all of his peers, may step forward and say that forefoot running in the only proper way for human beings to run. It’s the way the body was meant to work. Any other way is against the human design.

Like any man of reason, he will have various sources of proof that all support his theory.

Another expert in her field, respected by her peers, could then step forward and say that mid foot running is the only proper way. It’s how the body was meant to work. Anything else is against blah, blah, blah.

As a woman of reason, she’ll have plenty of proof.

So with all that data to prove they’re both right, how could either be wrong? Don’t expect me to go into an answer, cause I don’t know. Both are smarter than I am, so who am I to say which is wrong?

The only theory that makes sense to me is that what works for one will not work for another. A percentage of runners will find best results and comfort with forefoot. Others will find their zone in mid foot. There’s still heel-toe, barefoot and other styles of running that I haven’t heard of or haven’t been invented yet.

They’ll all work, for someone. Try it all and keep with what hurts the least.

What will tomorrow’s post be? G, I wonder…