Top 5 Recommendations for Non-Readers

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Non-readers?! That’s still a thing?

What would I recommend to someone who isn’t a reader? That’s a tough one, isn’t it?

“Hey, you! Do you like reading?”

“No. I hate it.”

“Read these books!”

“But, I just said I hat—”

*shoves books into Non-readers face*

“REEEEAAAAD!”

The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemmingway

There are a few reasons I would recommend this one. One, It’s a classic. If someone is only going to read a few books, they’d most likely love to be able to say, “I’ve read some of the classics.”

And this one is short. A nice way to ease into reading.

Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

This book is just pure fun.

With all the action and the 80s pop culture references, one could easily forget they’re doing something as lame as READING!

Choke by Chuck Palahniuk

Choke is funny and wildly inappropriate. The kind of thing Seth Rogen fans would love.

Monster Hunter International by Larry Correia

This one is like watching a senseless action movie fit to star Swartzenegger, Stallone, or even Jean-Claude VanDamme.

The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen

Just like Choke, this is inappropriate humor to the max.

Fun fact about this post: I based these recommendations on what I would suggest for my dad.