The Cheapskate Reading Challenge

UPDATE: For anyone looking for an easy way to keep track of the points for the books you read, I’ve built a simple spreadsheet, available for anyone who would like to use it. All you need to do is:

  1. Hit ‘Make a Copy’ or you won’t be able to enter any data.
  2. Then just enter your book titles and select the category of each book from the dropdown menu.
  3. The spreadsheet will assign each book the proper amount of points and give you a running tally.

 


 

Reading challenges are a great way to give you a little extra motivation. However, the ones I’ve been doing the past few years aren’t always the best for reading the books that have been sitting on my bookshelf long enough to collect a respectable layer of dust.

This year, I looked for something to specifically pointed toward reading books that I own. And while challenges like Beat the Backlist were very close, I still wanted something a little more specific. So I’ve come up with a challenge of my own: The Cheapskate Reading Challenge.

If your bookshelf has way too many books on it that you just haven’t been able to get to, I encourage you to join the ranks of the cheapskate. The challenge has been designed to not get in the way of various programs you might be involved in. ARCs, subscriptions, library books, it’s all good here.

Basically, the Cheapskate Challenge is a point system to be played out over the year with the main goal to have a score in the black and not in the red. Here’s the breakdown.

 

Those with Audible, or Scribd, or KU, or any other number of subscription services might not like that they give ZERO points, but let me explain. There’s great value in those subscriptions. It’s an efficient way to spend money, but it still ends with money being spent.

Books that result from a gift (whether you’re given a book or a gift card) can be considered a book you already own.

If you like this challenge, please feel free to join in and tell your bookish friends who have bookshelves filled with shame. Also, feel free to use all graphics included in this post and declare that this is the year you’re finally going to read those books on your shelf. Shout it out in the comments and come back once in a while to let us all know how the challenge is going.

Fun fact about this post: I know I’m a little late to the party to be putting a reading challenge out there, but it just came to me yesterday!

First Impression Friday – Unspoken Name by A.K. Larkwood

Welcome to another First Impression Friday. In case this is your first time, here’s the rundown:

• Based on this sampling of your current read, give a few impressions
and predict
what you’ll think by the end.
• Did you think you’d love and ended up hating it? Or did you think
you’d hate it and wound up loving it? Or were you exactly right?
• Link back to Storeys of Stories so I can enjoy reading all the
First Impression Fridays out there!

 

What if you knew how and when you will die?

Csorwe does — she will climb the mountain, enter the Shrine of the Unspoken, and gain the most honored title: sacrifice.

But on the day of her foretold death, a powerful mage offers her a new fate. Leave with him, and live. Turn away from her destiny and her god to become a thief, a spy, an assassin—the wizard’s loyal sword. Topple an empire, and help him reclaim his seat of power.

But Csorwe will soon learn – gods remember, and if you live long enough, all debts come due.

Let’s talk about The Unspoken Name by A.K. Larkwood.

This is a big, beefy book that I received as a digital ARC. It’s certainly not the biggest book I’ve ever read, and probably not the biggest I’ll even read this year, but it’s still intimidating. Especially because every single character has a name that I’m too dumb to be able to pronounce without the help of the pronunciation guide (which is about 15 digital pages long!)

But beyond all my crybaby nonsense, this book is gripping. The chapters are long and the description is thick, two things that usually drive me away, but in the case of this book I just want more and more and more.

An odd concern that’s never come up before, and probably won’t apply to most readers, is that I can see where it might be heading and it’s in a very similar direction to a book idea that’s been dominating my free thoughts for the past month. For someone trying to bust into the writing world, that’s very concerning. What if my ‘original’ idea is just like this book?!

I’m just hoping that it steers away from that direction and that I’m only seeing it as a possibility because of my own story. I’m also hoping that if it does prove to be just like my idea that the temper tantrum that will follow won’t affect my rating of The Unspoken Name.

My Prediction: 4 stars

Fun fact about this post: And before you ask, YES, I had this idea BEFORE I started reading this book. Sheesh. Give me a little credit.

DEAR SANTA, I WOULD LIKE THESE 5 BOOKS!

Top 5 Tuesday is created by the always prolific Shanah, the Bionic Book Worm, and this week is extra special!

It’s the gift-giving season, and what better gift to give (and receive) than books?! And I can’t even say that the list I’ve put together is my top 5, because who can narrow it down?! So this list is 5 of the most recent books to make their way onto my WANT list. Enjoy!

 

 

GIDEON THE NINTH
by Tamsyn Muir

Necromancers in space? Hell yeah.

 

THE INSTITUTE
by Stephen King

I’m done fighting the idea that I’m a casual King fan. I’m all in.

 

 

SABBATH
by Nick Mamatas

An eleventh-century warrior finds himself dropped into contemporary Manhattan to kill the living personifications of the Seven Deadly Sins. As if the title wasn’t metal enough!

 

FATE OF THE FALLEN
by Kel Kade

I love stories that take “the chosen one” trope and turn it on its head.

 

 

DARK AGE
by Pierce Brown

Yes… even though I haven’t read Iron Gold, this is still on my list. I have no doubts whatsoever.

 

Fun fact about this post: Today is my birthday, so this list doubles as a birthday wish list as well. *wink, wink*

NaNoWriMo 2019 Wrap-Up!!

Okay! This post has been a long time coming (too lazy to write it) and publicly demanded (by no one) to talk about gargantuan NaNoWriMo efforts (sitting at a keyboard) and explain why I didn’t blog for a month (which no one noticed).

November is always a tough month for me when it comes to spare time. Having a full-time job and kids that are into their own extra-curricular stuff means “spare time” is already hard to find. Now imagine taking that small amount of time and cramming 1,667 words of writing into it. Let me just say some sleep was sacrificed.

 

I felt bad that I wasn’t blogging during that time, but I just couldn’t fit it in. Could barely even think about it. Even my reading time suffered, which was one of biggest struggles of all.

However, despite all the hardships (oh, poor baby) I WON! 50,000 words in November!

The story I was writing, which I think will end up being about 100K all in, is about a group of detectives trying to catch a serial killer in a smallish town. What I found to be interesting is that the chapters from the perspective of the killer were way easier to write than the ones from the side of the law. I obviously know more about being a serial killer than I do about being in law enforcement (Quick! Someone call the cops!)

Now I’m faced with a particularly annoying quandary. I have 3 projects all begging for my attention.

  1. This NaNo project is going to need another 30-50K to be complete.
  2. A first draft from last year needs some attention and a new draft.
  3. A BRAND NEW story that popped into my head last week has taken over my every waking thought. It just walked up to me, slapped me in the mouth and dared me to do something about.

As desperately as I want to write the brand new idea, I know myself. If I don’t finish that first draft on number 1, I might never finish it. It might remain abandoned forever. What to do, what to do…

HAPPY WEDNESDAY!

Fun fact about this post: Does anyone else hear a random voice shouting insults, or is that in my head?

 

Top 5 Books I Didn’t Get to in 2019

Top 5 Tuesday is created by the always prolific Shanah, the Bionic Book Worm, and this week we’re looking at books we DIDN’T get to in 2019.

This is a tough one. Not just because of the crushing guilt I’ll be feeling when I list books that I said I would ABSOLUTELY read this year. There’s also the fact that there are 3 weeks left of 2019. And when it comes to saying I’m going to read something, I may not be very accurate, but I’m an optimist! So even the books that do end up on this list may end up getting read.

To compensate for my delusion that I’m going to read a whole bunch in the next 3 weeks, I’ll list a few extra books and the entire list from LEAST LIKELY to be read before the end of year to MOST LIKELY. How about that? Enough excuses! ON WITH THE SHAME PARADE!!

 

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
by Gregory Scott Katsoulis

I fell in love with this concept and cover when it was originally published, but lukewarm reviews have kept it from being the very best book on my TBR…

 

SCYTHE
by Neal Shusterman

No specific reason why this one doesn’t make it to the top of the pile. I’m interested. There are just so many other books that are perhaps a little more interesting.

 

SEA OF RUST
by C. Robert Cargill

No illusions. I keep this one around because of how in love I am with the cover. It’s always in the conversation, but something else always steps in front.

 

 

INVICTUS
by Ryan Graudin

I’ve been sold on this one since the author tweeted ‘DOCTOR WHO X FIREFLY.’

 

WARCROSS
by Marie Lu

It’s getting to the part of my list where I no longer can think of any excuses.

 

 

CROOKED KINGDOM
by Leigh Bardugo

I read Bardugo’s Ninth House this year, which makes me feel a little better about this one being left unread. But only a little.

 

 

VICIOUS
by V.E. Schwab

I’ve liked superheroes forever. Why no read this?

 

 

IRON GOLD
by Pierce Brown

Absolutely no comment.

 

 

DARKDAWN
by Jay Kristoff

I really thought I would have cracked this one open the day it arrived in the mail. I haven’t. There’s seriously something wrong with me.

Fun fact about this post: This list probably looks A LOT like a ‘Books I didn’t get to in 2018’ post…

Top 5 Surprising Reads of 2019

It’s been a while, but I’m excited to be back with a post for the Bionic Bookworm’s Top 5 Tuesday!

Books surprise us all the time. Usually, it’s something that we think we’re going to like and end up LOVING! I guess there’s the other kind of surprise, where we think a book is right up our alley and end up hating it. I didn’t both putting any of those books on this list. Good surprises only.

 

FURIOUSLY HAPPY
by Jenny Lawson

One of those books that I didn’t hear a single bad thing about, but it just didn’t seem like it was for me. I was wrong. Full of insight and hilarity all the way through.

 

11/22/63
by Stephen King

I don’t know why King’s books still surprise me. I always know I’m going to like them, but when I read the synopsis, I never think I’m going to LOVE them. I’m wrong pretty much every time.

 

THERE WILL COME A DARKNESS
by Katy Rose Pool

I believe this was a debut, and there was some fire behind it, so I was relatively confident this was going to be pretty great and it still managed to exceed expectations!

 

THE WAREHOUSE
by Rob Hart

This might have been the biggest surprise of the year. It sounded like a cool premise, but I hadn’t heard of the author and the cover made me think it was self-published (not that there aren’t great self-published books.) However, this delighted me in several ways.

 

A MAN CALLED OVE
by Fredrik Backman

Okay, maybe THIS was the biggest surprise of the year. It’s one of those books that just doesn’t sound like there’s much going on. And there wasn’t in an action, monsters, and spaceships sense. But there’s plenty of meaning and feels in this delightful page-turner.

Fun fact about this post: It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything, but November was crazy and I promise I’ll tell you about it soon.

Books I Want to Read Before the End of the Year (…but probably won’t)

I know what you’re thinking: But if you want to read them, then why won’t you?

Simple. I’m an awful person. I’ve been forcing these books to sit on my shelf while telling people I’m going to read them SOON. I’ve been saying that about some of these title for a few years now. Honestly, it’s sickening. Anyway. Here’s a list, in order of ‘most likely to read before the end of the year‘ to ‘least likely‘. I’ll just keep adding books until I’m too depressed to keep going.

Darkdawn
by Jay Kristoff

What? How? I pre-ordered this sucker. HOW?!

 

Obsidio
by Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

This hurts! It huuuurrrrrrrrts! Tell Jay I’m sorry!

 

Iron Gold
by Pierce Brown

Another one I pre-ordered, and now book 5 is out.

 

A Darker Shade of Magic
by V.E. Schwab

Seriously. No excuse. None.

 

The Perks of Being a Wallflower
by Stephen Chbosky

“But it’s so short! A child could read it in a day!” I know, I know.

 

Vicious
by V.E. Schwab

When you’re talking to Jay, apologize to Victoria as well.

 

Crooked Kingdom
by Leigh Bardugo

Blehck!

 

Warcross
by Marie Lu

Fraaaackle!

 

Sea of Rust
by C. Robert Cargill

Prffuf! The winner of the Contest of Covers and I can’t even open it? I’m awful.

 

Invictus
by Ryan Graudin

Was told this was Doctor Who X Firefly and didn’t need to hear any more to buy. Apparently I need to hear more to read it though!

 

All Rights Reserved
by Gregory Scott Katsoulis

I have nothing left to say.

 

Hopefully my books down grow legs, cause they’ll walk out on me and I’d deserve it. How many of these will I get through in the next 2 months? Who knows? I know a lot of people could get through the whole list, but my life is busy and NaNoWriMo begins tomorrow which will leave me with even less time! SOMEONE HELP ME!

Also, do I have any of these out of order? Which should get the priority?

Fun fact about this post: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Top 5 Favourite Audiobooks

Hello Top 5 Tuesday! How the heck are you? It’s been a minute or two hasn’t it? First I was unavailable, then the I couldn’t think of books for the next week’s topic, then the Bionic Bookworm herself is off on a well-deserved vacay, and now here we are, together, looking at audiobooks. Which, honestly, without audiobooks I couldn’t read half of what I do in the average month. Probably more than half. That being said, narrowing it down to 5 is a special circle of hell for me. Thanks Shanah…

 

 

ANYTHING WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING AND NARRATED BY WILL PATTON!

I can’t tell if Will Patton makes Stephen King books that much better, or if Will Patton seems so good because he gets to read Stephen King books. I like to believe it’s a combination. King’s books are some of the best out there, but Will Patton’s performance elevates them to a whole other level!

https://gfycat.com/deliciousgenerousamethystsunbird

 

WORLD WAR Z
by Max Brooks

With a full cast and written in the style of recorded interviews, this book was destined to be an audiobook. It’s one of those rare books that might actually be better as an audiobook.

 

SLEEPING GIANTS
by Sylvain Neuvel

See above reasons.

 

Illuminae

ILLUMINAE
by Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

This one is a treat for the ears! It’s what I imagine radio plays must have been like. Full cast, sound effects, and of course the killer story that I originally took in with my eyes is just as good with ears.

 

 

SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY
by Anna Kendrick

Anyone who has seen Anna Kendrick on a talkshow knows that she’s funny. Not just when she’s in a movie with funny lines written for her. No. She’s funny all by herself. And with this book being narrated by the author, that humour is in full swing and on display for all to enjoy. I’m usually not that big a fan of bios. They usually have some interesting stuff, but usually don’t impress me as a book. This one was an outlier and I highly recommend it!

Fun fact about this post: This is only my second post in all of the October so far. What the hell happened!?

First Impression Friday – The Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo

Welcome to another First Impression Friday. In case this is your first time, here’s the rundown:

• Based on this sampling of your current read, give a few impressions
and predict
what you’ll think by the end.
• Did you think you’d love and ended up hating it? Or did you think
you’d hate it and wound up loving it? Or were you exactly right?
• Link back to Storeys of Stories so I can enjoy reading all the
First Impression Fridays out there!

 

Galaxy “Alex” Stern is the most unlikely member of Yale’s freshman class. Raised in the Los Angeles hinterlands by a hippie mom, Alex dropped out of school early and into a world of shady drug dealer boyfriends, dead-end jobs, and much, much worse. By age twenty, in fact, she is the sole survivor of a horrific, unsolved multiple homicide. Some might say she’s thrown her life away. But at her hospital bed, Alex is offered a second chance: to attend one of the world’s most elite universities on a full ride. What’s the catch, and why her?

Still searching for answers to this herself, Alex arrives in New Haven tasked by her mysterious benefactors with monitoring the activities of Yale’s secret societies. These eight windowless “tombs” are well-known to be haunts of the future rich and powerful, from high-ranking politicos to Wall Street and Hollywood’s biggest players. But their occult activities are revealed to be more sinister and more extraordinary than any paranoid imagination might conceive.

Let’s talk about The Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo.

The start is… confusing. We start right in the middle of events and are expected to catch up, which I like, but it’s taking a lot longer to catch up than normal. I’m hoping that leads to some real a ha moments down the road, but right now I’m just scratching my head a lot and picking up little things here and there.

In this beginning phase, the world is being laid out for me, and it’s all very interesting, but I’m anxious to get to the crux of this story.

My Prediction: An optimistic 4 stars

Fun fact about this post: I’ll be taking part in a blog tour for this book on October 9!

Writing on Wednesday – Creating Deadlines

Deadlines.

Not a pleasant word. Just hearing it might bring you back to high school days when a project was coming due and you weren’t even close to being finished. Or maybe you think about your working career when your boss handed you a project and you were only given half the amount of time that project required.

A lot of negative connections to that word.

However, for some crazy reason, I’ve decided to give myself a bunch of deadlines.

Earlier in the year I was querying for my latest novel. And every time I got to the part where you’re supposed to talk about your writing accolades, I had nothing to include. “A plucky attitude” isn’t going to fly with most literary agents.

So I decided to take a step back, stop the querying, and focus on getting some short stories market ready and see if I could get some of those published. So I worked on shorts. Wrote a few. Then wrote a few more. And a few more. I quickly realized that I had no problem hammering out 1,000 words of a new story, but I wasn’t taking the time to return to anything I’d already written to take another pass. I was working my plan, but the plan was flawed. Lots of things were happening, but none of them were getting done.

In comes a deadline. I gave myself until the end of this week to have a short story ready to send out to literary magazines and anthologies. And every week after that will see another short at one of two stages:

First draft written or Edited to the point of: publishable.

Without a deadline, people like me see a project getting done on that magical date of the 3rd of Eventually. Will it get done eventually? Probably. Maybe not, though. Putting a date on something makes you accountable. You might only be accountable to yourself, but that’s better than nothing, isn’t it?

I’m still pretty new to the world of short stories, so who knows if this plan will work or if I’m just dreaming. But I have to try, don’t I?

Leave me some advice in the comments below. Do you think my plan will work or is there a much better way to do this?