Top 5 Books I Didn’t Get to in 2019

Top 5 Tuesday is created by the always prolific Shanah, the Bionic Book Worm, and this week we’re looking at books we DIDN’T get to in 2019.

This is a tough one. Not just because of the crushing guilt I’ll be feeling when I list books that I said I would ABSOLUTELY read this year. There’s also the fact that there are 3 weeks left of 2019. And when it comes to saying I’m going to read something, I may not be very accurate, but I’m an optimist! So even the books that do end up on this list may end up getting read.

To compensate for my delusion that I’m going to read a whole bunch in the next 3 weeks, I’ll list a few extra books and the entire list from LEAST LIKELY to be read before the end of year to MOST LIKELY. How about that? Enough excuses! ON WITH THE SHAME PARADE!!

 

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
by Gregory Scott Katsoulis

I fell in love with this concept and cover when it was originally published, but lukewarm reviews have kept it from being the very best book on my TBR…

 

SCYTHE
by Neal Shusterman

No specific reason why this one doesn’t make it to the top of the pile. I’m interested. There are just so many other books that are perhaps a little more interesting.

 

SEA OF RUST
by C. Robert Cargill

No illusions. I keep this one around because of how in love I am with the cover. It’s always in the conversation, but something else always steps in front.

 

 

INVICTUS
by Ryan Graudin

I’ve been sold on this one since the author tweeted ‘DOCTOR WHO X FIREFLY.’

 

WARCROSS
by Marie Lu

It’s getting to the part of my list where I no longer can think of any excuses.

 

 

CROOKED KINGDOM
by Leigh Bardugo

I read Bardugo’s Ninth House this year, which makes me feel a little better about this one being left unread. But only a little.

 

 

VICIOUS
by V.E. Schwab

I’ve liked superheroes forever. Why no read this?

 

 

IRON GOLD
by Pierce Brown

Absolutely no comment.

 

 

DARKDAWN
by Jay Kristoff

I really thought I would have cracked this one open the day it arrived in the mail. I haven’t. There’s seriously something wrong with me.

Fun fact about this post: This list probably looks A LOT like a ‘Books I didn’t get to in 2018’ post…

Top 5 Surprising Reads of 2019

It’s been a while, but I’m excited to be back with a post for the Bionic Bookworm’s Top 5 Tuesday!

Books surprise us all the time. Usually, it’s something that we think we’re going to like and end up LOVING! I guess there’s the other kind of surprise, where we think a book is right up our alley and end up hating it. I didn’t both putting any of those books on this list. Good surprises only.

 

FURIOUSLY HAPPY
by Jenny Lawson

One of those books that I didn’t hear a single bad thing about, but it just didn’t seem like it was for me. I was wrong. Full of insight and hilarity all the way through.

 

11/22/63
by Stephen King

I don’t know why King’s books still surprise me. I always know I’m going to like them, but when I read the synopsis, I never think I’m going to LOVE them. I’m wrong pretty much every time.

 

THERE WILL COME A DARKNESS
by Katy Rose Pool

I believe this was a debut, and there was some fire behind it, so I was relatively confident this was going to be pretty great and it still managed to exceed expectations!

 

THE WAREHOUSE
by Rob Hart

This might have been the biggest surprise of the year. It sounded like a cool premise, but I hadn’t heard of the author and the cover made me think it was self-published (not that there aren’t great self-published books.) However, this delighted me in several ways.

 

A MAN CALLED OVE
by Fredrik Backman

Okay, maybe THIS was the biggest surprise of the year. It’s one of those books that just doesn’t sound like there’s much going on. And there wasn’t in an action, monsters, and spaceships sense. But there’s plenty of meaning and feels in this delightful page-turner.

Fun fact about this post: It’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything, but November was crazy and I promise I’ll tell you about it soon.

Books I Want to Read Before the End of the Year (…but probably won’t)

I know what you’re thinking: But if you want to read them, then why won’t you?

Simple. I’m an awful person. I’ve been forcing these books to sit on my shelf while telling people I’m going to read them SOON. I’ve been saying that about some of these title for a few years now. Honestly, it’s sickening. Anyway. Here’s a list, in order of ‘most likely to read before the end of the year‘ to ‘least likely‘. I’ll just keep adding books until I’m too depressed to keep going.

Darkdawn
by Jay Kristoff

What? How? I pre-ordered this sucker. HOW?!

 

Obsidio
by Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

This hurts! It huuuurrrrrrrrts! Tell Jay I’m sorry!

 

Iron Gold
by Pierce Brown

Another one I pre-ordered, and now book 5 is out.

 

A Darker Shade of Magic
by V.E. Schwab

Seriously. No excuse. None.

 

The Perks of Being a Wallflower
by Stephen Chbosky

“But it’s so short! A child could read it in a day!” I know, I know.

 

Vicious
by V.E. Schwab

When you’re talking to Jay, apologize to Victoria as well.

 

Crooked Kingdom
by Leigh Bardugo

Blehck!

 

Warcross
by Marie Lu

Fraaaackle!

 

Sea of Rust
by C. Robert Cargill

Prffuf! The winner of the Contest of Covers and I can’t even open it? I’m awful.

 

Invictus
by Ryan Graudin

Was told this was Doctor Who X Firefly and didn’t need to hear any more to buy. Apparently I need to hear more to read it though!

 

All Rights Reserved
by Gregory Scott Katsoulis

I have nothing left to say.

 

Hopefully my books down grow legs, cause they’ll walk out on me and I’d deserve it. How many of these will I get through in the next 2 months? Who knows? I know a lot of people could get through the whole list, but my life is busy and NaNoWriMo begins tomorrow which will leave me with even less time! SOMEONE HELP ME!

Also, do I have any of these out of order? Which should get the priority?

Fun fact about this post: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

The NaNoWriMo 20 Questions Tag!

The NaNoWriMo 20 Questions Tag!

NaNoWriMo is just around the corner, and I’m SO excited. Coming off of last year’s “win”, I’m also feeling quite optimistic about it. And thanks to Sophie @ Sophie’s Corner I can let a little of that excitement leak out with this tag. Enjoy!

Rules

  1. Thank the awesome blogger who tagged you!
  2. Link back to the creator of this tag, Sophie @ Sophie’s Corner. (I want to hear about your NaNo novels!!)
  3. Feel free to use the NaNoWriMo 20 Questions Tag graphics!
  4. Answer the questions.
  5. Tag some friends who are also doing NaNo this year.
  6. And have fun!!!

Tell me about your NaNoWriMo project this year! Give me a blurb!

Hmmm. I usually don’t come up with the blurb until the end, but let’s give this a shot.

A serial killer is loose in a small town and his motive goes far beyond riches, fame, or revenge. The Darwin Killer picks victims with weak genes. Defects, genetic time bombs, and any kind of disease that can spread biologically or socially. There’s no line this monster won’t cross and it’s up to Special Agent Miles Wallace to catch the killer or only the strongest will survive.

What’s the genre?

Crime/thriller.

Describe your MC in three words.

Expert, confrontational, grieving. 

Without spoilers, describe your villain in three words.

Self-righteous, brilliant, monstrous.

What is your goal? (the traditional 50K? 20K? 5K? or……. 100K?)

The classic 50k!

Is this your first draft? Second? Third?

Blank page, draft 1. It’s been a while since I’ve been in the first draft of something! (probably about a year)

Are you starting a new project (or draft), or continuing an existing one?

Brand new. The idea has been with me for a while, but I’ve never written anything beyond the outline.

What is your favourite time to write in the day?

I’m a night owl. I’ve tried getting up early and I just can’t function, let alone put a sentence together.

Where are you going to write?

Probably at my kitchen table. Maybe on the couch (yes, in front of the TV) if I’m ahead of my word count.

Computer or paper?

Computer all the way. I used to outline on paper, but found so many good ideas hit me when I least suspected and moved everything to digital formats.

NaNoWriMo is a huge commitment!! How are you going to make time to write?

Less sleep. lol. Seriously. Once the kids are in bed, the dog is walked, and lunches are packed, that’s when I’ll sit down to write.

Are you going to participate in local or online NaNoWriMo events? (e.g. kick-off parties in your city, write-ins, virtual writing sprints…)

Probably not. I always say I’m going to, and I really do want to, but the timing just never seems to work out.

Do you write from beginning to end or skip around?

I’m very linear. I can write a scene knowing it might move to another place in the book, but I can’t jump around much more than that.

Planner or pantser? (or plantser?)

Planner. That doesn’t mean unplanned scenes won’t pop up or that I won’t follow one of my characters down a rabbit hole. That usually happens at least a few times. (does that make me a plantser?)

What will be your go-to NaNoWriMo snack?

Left over halloween candy. My wife and I buy always buy WAY TOO MUCH knowing that we’ll need the sugar boost for all those late nights.

Choice of caffeine? (or no caffeine?)

Pepsi or Dr. Pepper.

Any rewards for milestone achievements? For finishing NaNoWriMo?

No. I just get pumped about having a big word count. I usually tell myself I’ll buy a winner’s t-shirt, but I’ve only bought one out of the three times I “won.”

Share a tip for other NaNo-ers!

Just do a little every day. Even if you don’t have time to hit your daily target, write every single day. Even if it’s just a little.

How are you feeling about NaNoWriMo? (Excited?! Nervous!? Terrified?!)

Excited! I’m always pumped this time of year. I wish I could write 50K every month!

Share an aesthetic for your NaNoWriMo novel!

If you’re doing NaNoWriMo this year and you want to give this tag a try, consider yourself tagged!!

Fun fact about this post: Normally, I’m not a fan of these types of novels, but I can’t get this story out of my head!

Top 5 Favourite Audiobooks

Hello Top 5 Tuesday! How the heck are you? It’s been a minute or two hasn’t it? First I was unavailable, then the I couldn’t think of books for the next week’s topic, then the Bionic Bookworm herself is off on a well-deserved vacay, and now here we are, together, looking at audiobooks. Which, honestly, without audiobooks I couldn’t read half of what I do in the average month. Probably more than half. That being said, narrowing it down to 5 is a special circle of hell for me. Thanks Shanah…

 

 

ANYTHING WRITTEN BY STEPHEN KING AND NARRATED BY WILL PATTON!

I can’t tell if Will Patton makes Stephen King books that much better, or if Will Patton seems so good because he gets to read Stephen King books. I like to believe it’s a combination. King’s books are some of the best out there, but Will Patton’s performance elevates them to a whole other level!

https://gfycat.com/deliciousgenerousamethystsunbird

 

WORLD WAR Z
by Max Brooks

With a full cast and written in the style of recorded interviews, this book was destined to be an audiobook. It’s one of those rare books that might actually be better as an audiobook.

 

SLEEPING GIANTS
by Sylvain Neuvel

See above reasons.

 

Illuminae

ILLUMINAE
by Amie Kaufman & Jay Kristoff

This one is a treat for the ears! It’s what I imagine radio plays must have been like. Full cast, sound effects, and of course the killer story that I originally took in with my eyes is just as good with ears.

 

 

SCRAPPY LITTLE NOBODY
by Anna Kendrick

Anyone who has seen Anna Kendrick on a talkshow knows that she’s funny. Not just when she’s in a movie with funny lines written for her. No. She’s funny all by herself. And with this book being narrated by the author, that humour is in full swing and on display for all to enjoy. I’m usually not that big a fan of bios. They usually have some interesting stuff, but usually don’t impress me as a book. This one was an outlier and I highly recommend it!

Fun fact about this post: This is only my second post in all of the October so far. What the hell happened!?

BLOG TOUR | The Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo

 

THE NINTH HOUSE
by Leigh Bardugo

Flatiron Books
October 8, 2019

From Goodreads:

Galaxy “Alex” Stern is the most unlikely member of Yale’s freshman class. Raised in the Los Angeles hinterlands by a hippie mom, Alex dropped out of school early and into a world of shady drug dealer boyfriends, dead-end jobs, and much, much worse. By age twenty, in fact, she is the sole survivor of a horrific, unsolved multiple homicide. Some might say she’s thrown her life away. But at her hospital bed, Alex is offered a second chance: to attend one of the world’s most elite universities on a full ride. What’s the catch, and why her?

Still searching for answers to this herself, Alex arrives in New Haven tasked by her mysterious benefactors with monitoring the activities of Yale’s secret societies. These eight windowless “tombs” are well-known to be haunts of the future rich and powerful, from high-ranking politicos to Wall Street and Hollywood’s biggest players. But their occult activities are revealed to be more sinister and more extraordinary than any paranoid imagination might conceive.

The good people at Raincoast Books and Flatiron Books provided me with an advanced copy of The Ninth House in exchange for a fair and honest review as part of their blog tour.

It’s blog tour time!

When the good people at Raincoast Books emailed me to ask if I was interested in being part of the blog tour for Leigh Bardugo’s new book, I wrote back: “Yes! YES! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!” Literally. Verbatim. 

It’s Leigh freakin’ Bardugo! And she’s trying her hand at adult fantasy? I’m in all the way up to my neck.

THE NINTH HOUSE is a world that’s both wondrous and familiar at the same time. It’s gritty and dark but also fascinating and surprising. It’s a story filled with characters impossible not to love, and will put you on edge and keep you guessing until the final reveal.

As I expected from a Bardugo novel, the wonderful cast of characters walks right off the page. I wanted to pull them out of the book and put them somewhere in my day-to-day life. Well, maybe. Alex might be a pain in the ass in everyday life, but you know what I mean.

These characters were flawed and punchy without being larger than life (though the second book might be a different story!) Backstories are peppered with sordid happenings and you won’t know who can trust until the end (including our main character!)

As I said, the setting is familiar with the idea of magic existing in our present world, but the magic system itself is quite unique and makes it all feel new again. Hints are dropped occasionally, while getting a glimpse of a particular house’s magic. I get the sense that if you were so inclined to Google some of these hints, you might find that the rituals and spells are based off of existing lore and beliefs from places across the world.

My only beef was the pace in the beginning of the book. It took a long time for the plot to find traction. About 200 pages. In the meanwhile there was a lot of character development, world building, and establishing info. 

On page one, we’re dropped in right in the middle of things, which is usually great. I love being dropped in and told to catch up. But there needs to be things happening in order to do so. Here, we’re dropped in, told to catch up, and nothing is really happening. You might think that would make it easier, but it’s not. It’s harder. 

Characters and running around and interacting and then they’re gone. And I’m left saying, who was that? Where is he going? Is he coming back? Should I care? Are you my mummy?

Doctor Who fans will get this. The rest of you… I’m sorry

P.S. Maybe I’m slow, or maybe I missed it earlier on (and I didn’t read the synopsis), but for those that are going to read this: Alex is Galaxy. Daniel Arlington is Darlington. That seems obvious now that I type it, but for the first while these were used interchangeably and I thought we were talking about four characters instead of two. But I can be kind of dense at times.

Despite the slow start, this was a highly satisfying read. Worth the wait, and an ending that makes me want/need/willing-to-make-deals-with-the-occult in order to get my hands on book 2!

Fun fact about this post: This book has the greatest response ever for when someone asks the rhetorical, What’s wrong with you?   “I can’t dance and I don’t floss. What’s wrong with you?”

First Impression Friday – The Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo

Welcome to another First Impression Friday. In case this is your first time, here’s the rundown:

• Based on this sampling of your current read, give a few impressions
and predict
what you’ll think by the end.
• Did you think you’d love and ended up hating it? Or did you think
you’d hate it and wound up loving it? Or were you exactly right?
• Link back to Storeys of Stories so I can enjoy reading all the
First Impression Fridays out there!

 

Galaxy “Alex” Stern is the most unlikely member of Yale’s freshman class. Raised in the Los Angeles hinterlands by a hippie mom, Alex dropped out of school early and into a world of shady drug dealer boyfriends, dead-end jobs, and much, much worse. By age twenty, in fact, she is the sole survivor of a horrific, unsolved multiple homicide. Some might say she’s thrown her life away. But at her hospital bed, Alex is offered a second chance: to attend one of the world’s most elite universities on a full ride. What’s the catch, and why her?

Still searching for answers to this herself, Alex arrives in New Haven tasked by her mysterious benefactors with monitoring the activities of Yale’s secret societies. These eight windowless “tombs” are well-known to be haunts of the future rich and powerful, from high-ranking politicos to Wall Street and Hollywood’s biggest players. But their occult activities are revealed to be more sinister and more extraordinary than any paranoid imagination might conceive.

Let’s talk about The Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo.

The start is… confusing. We start right in the middle of events and are expected to catch up, which I like, but it’s taking a lot longer to catch up than normal. I’m hoping that leads to some real a ha moments down the road, but right now I’m just scratching my head a lot and picking up little things here and there.

In this beginning phase, the world is being laid out for me, and it’s all very interesting, but I’m anxious to get to the crux of this story.

My Prediction: An optimistic 4 stars

Fun fact about this post: I’ll be taking part in a blog tour for this book on October 9!

Writing on Wednesday – Creating Deadlines

Deadlines.

Not a pleasant word. Just hearing it might bring you back to high school days when a project was coming due and you weren’t even close to being finished. Or maybe you think about your working career when your boss handed you a project and you were only given half the amount of time that project required.

A lot of negative connections to that word.

However, for some crazy reason, I’ve decided to give myself a bunch of deadlines.

Earlier in the year I was querying for my latest novel. And every time I got to the part where you’re supposed to talk about your writing accolades, I had nothing to include. “A plucky attitude” isn’t going to fly with most literary agents.

So I decided to take a step back, stop the querying, and focus on getting some short stories market ready and see if I could get some of those published. So I worked on shorts. Wrote a few. Then wrote a few more. And a few more. I quickly realized that I had no problem hammering out 1,000 words of a new story, but I wasn’t taking the time to return to anything I’d already written to take another pass. I was working my plan, but the plan was flawed. Lots of things were happening, but none of them were getting done.

In comes a deadline. I gave myself until the end of this week to have a short story ready to send out to literary magazines and anthologies. And every week after that will see another short at one of two stages:

First draft written or Edited to the point of: publishable.

Without a deadline, people like me see a project getting done on that magical date of the 3rd of Eventually. Will it get done eventually? Probably. Maybe not, though. Putting a date on something makes you accountable. You might only be accountable to yourself, but that’s better than nothing, isn’t it?

I’m still pretty new to the world of short stories, so who knows if this plan will work or if I’m just dreaming. But I have to try, don’t I?

Leave me some advice in the comments below. Do you think my plan will work or is there a much better way to do this?

 

 

Only Ashes Remain by Rebecca Schaeffer – Spoiler-Free Review

ONLY ASHES REAMIN
by Rebecca Schaeffer

HMH Books for Young Readers
September 3, 2019

From Goodreads:

After escaping her kidnappers and destroying the black market where she was held captive, all Nita wants is to find a way to live her life without looking over her shoulder. But with a video of her ability to self-heal all over the dark web, Nita knows she’s still a prime target on the black market.

There’s only one way to keep herself safe.

Nita must make herself so feared that no one would ever dare come after her again. And the best way to start building her reputation? Take her revenge on Fabricio, the boy who sold Nita to her kidnappers. But killing Fabricio is harder than Nita thought it would be, even with Kovit by her side. Now caught in a game of kill or be killed, Nita will do whatever it takes to win.

The good people at HMH Books for Young Readers and Raincoast Books provided me with an ARC of Only Ashes Remain in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This book’s prequel, Not Even Bones, was a great and unique concept that the rest of the book just didn’t deliver on. It wasn’t bad, but not as great as I had hoped. What it did give me was a couple of characters that I felt I knew reasonably well and an optimistic view toward any sequels.

I expected Only Ashes Remain to answer some questions, pick up the pace a little, and bring some depth to these characters that I previously spent 400 pages with. Unfortunately for me, I was left unfulfilled again.

The plot, though somewhat interesting, was a little slow and lacks any real twists or turns. The characters aren’t bad, but I found them hard to relate to or care about. The one I liked best was a brand new supporting character: Adair! 

I desperately wanted to the book to take a sharp left and follow him around, because he was fascinating. Unfortunately, all I got were bits and pieces spread over a few scenes, that were all too short and too few for my liking.

My main issue with Only Ashes Remain was that it felt specious. Characters would say they wanted one thing, but their actions were the complete opposite. Other times they said things and would say the opposite before the end of that very page. It was a little bipolar. 

And when the prose talked about the setting and the world, a lot of it came off as thinly veiled opinion from the author. There’s always a bit of the author in everything, but I have always believed it should be invisible. I shouldn’t know if it was the author’s opinion or the character’s. I shouldn’t be able to pick up your political views or what your favourite movie is by reading your fiction. Just my opinion, though. Maybe some readers like that little glimpse behind the curtain. 

Overall, I feel disappointed, but I’m not completely convinced that I’ll be able to ignore the 3rd book… only time will tell. 

Top 5 covers of 2019

This week’s edition of Shanah’s Top 5 Tuesday, we’re talking about the best covers of 2019. I’m glad it specified this year, otherwise I probably would have carted out 5 covers that I’ve been talking about since they were first published. Looking into 2019 only made me do some digging, looking at both books I’ve read and haven’t read so far this year. Enough rambling, let’s look at pretty books!

 

VIGILANCE
by Robert Jackson Bennett

Okay, so maybe this one isn’t necessarily pretty, but it’s intense and draws my eye. And I’m not a gun nut. I don’t own gun. I’ve only fired a gun 2 or 3 times on a farm, and only ever at inanimate targets. But still, there’s something about this cover. The background is great, but I think it’s the text that really pulls me in. It’s simple and printed small, which you don’t see that often. It almost looks like it could be corporate branding for a gun company. I just love it.

 

WICKED SAINTS
by Emily A. Duncan

I like the mixed media on this. Blood drip, monotone city scape, and a sky made of crumpled paper.

 

DARK AGE
by Pierce Brown

Yup! Managed to squeeze in Red Rising. To be fair, this is very cookie cutter to the rest of the series, but it’s such a strong design in the first place, and the when you put them all in a row…

 

THERE WILL COME A DARKNESS
by Katy Rose Pool

A feast for the eyes. It’s not of those covers that you can’t actually take all in at once. You need to look at it piece by piece or it’s just all going over your head.

 

DARKDAWN
by Jay Kristoff

Maybe it’s only on this list because it’s my most anticipated read of the year, but LOOK AT IT! A lot of people will say it’s not as good as the UK cover, and while I’m not sure if I agree with that or not, this is still something to behold. Wonderful illustration and you just know that cover is telling you all kinds of things, but we’re just too blind to truly see any of it.

Fun fact about this post: Cruel irony has  Darkdawn sitting on my shelf until I can get through an ARC. WHY?! WHY MUST I PROCRASTINATE SO MUCH!??!?!